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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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