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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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