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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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