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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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