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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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