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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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