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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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