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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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