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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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