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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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