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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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