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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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