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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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