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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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