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A field of hole wheat.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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