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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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