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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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