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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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