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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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A pear of scissors.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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