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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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