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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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