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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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