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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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