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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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