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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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