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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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