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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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