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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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