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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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