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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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