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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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