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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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