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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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