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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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