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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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