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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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