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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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