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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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