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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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