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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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