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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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