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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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