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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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