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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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