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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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