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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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A buoys club.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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