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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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