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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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