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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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