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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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