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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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