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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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