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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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