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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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