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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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