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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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