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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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A son of a gun.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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