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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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