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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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