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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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