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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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