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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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