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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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