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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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C to shining C

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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