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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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