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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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