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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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