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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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