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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Akiva Lane
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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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