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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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