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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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