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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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