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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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