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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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