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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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