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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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