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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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