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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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