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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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