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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

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An investigator.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

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Par King.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

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Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

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You get married.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

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They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

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It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

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It lost its faculties.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

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To eat something while laughing.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

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They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

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Con-text.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

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Because he took offense.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

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Syntax.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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