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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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