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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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