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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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