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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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