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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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