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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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