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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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