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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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