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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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