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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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