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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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