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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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