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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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