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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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