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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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