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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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