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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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