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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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