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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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