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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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