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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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