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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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