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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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