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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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