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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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