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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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