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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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