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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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