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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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