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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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