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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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