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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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