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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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