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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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