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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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