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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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