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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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