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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Akiva Lane
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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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