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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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