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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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