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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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