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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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