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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Akiva Lane
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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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