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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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