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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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