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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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