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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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