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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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