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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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