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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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