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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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