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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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