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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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