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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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