Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

1426
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

3085
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

275
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

2042
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

179
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

1048
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

1479
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

820
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

2287
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

2835
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

1000
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

1711