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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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