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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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