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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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