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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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