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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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