Pictures:

What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

2856

When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

2227

What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

1021

What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

1130

What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

2960

What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

2736

What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

626

Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

873

Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

1772

How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

2492

Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

2241

What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

397