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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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