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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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