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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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