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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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