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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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