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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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