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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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