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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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