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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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