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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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