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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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