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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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A square not.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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