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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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