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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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