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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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