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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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