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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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