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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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