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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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