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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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