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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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