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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane AI
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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Akiva Lane
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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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