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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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