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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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