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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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