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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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