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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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